Sorry Jack

[Verse 1: Blake Swift] Twenty years and going strong He's never kissed a girl besides his mom He's got a throw pillow from his favorite show He wears a fucking fedora everywhere he goes I don't think this guy is on this world He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be "Why does this always happen to me, to me?" [Chorus] She's stupid pretty He's pretty stupid Lonely loser chewing a toothpick Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights He just wants the one She wants something to bite tonight She took her skirt off He didn't notice He gave her a hug She wanted a kiss He missed the signs so she found a different guy So sorry Jack But better luck next time [Verse 2] Girls just suck, they're outta touch I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much So she's a bitch because she doesn't like you back She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack But come tonight he's gonna think of you and He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep "That's the girl that was meant to be with me, with me!" [Chorus] She's stupid pretty He's pretty stupid Lonely loser chewing a toothpick Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights He just wants the one She wants something to bite tonight She took her skirt off He didn't notice He gave her a hug She wanted a kiss He missed the signs so she found a different guy So sorry Jack But better luck next time [Bridge] What's the matter? Never had her Find another Hide your daughters Suck up your pride Go with the ride Sometimes you lose She doesn't want you What's the matter? (Move on) Never had her (Let go) You'll be alright (She's gone) Better luck next time [Chorus] She's stupid pretty He's pretty stupid Lonely loser chewing a toothpick Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights He just wants the one She wants something to bite tonight She took her skirt off He didn't notice He gave her a hug She wanted a kiss He missed the signs so she found a different guy So sorry Jack But better luck next time [Chorus] She's stupid pretty He's pretty stupid Lonely loser chewing a toothpick Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights He just wants the one She wants something to bite tonight She took her skirt off He didn't notice He gave her a hug She wanted a kiss He missed the signs so she found a different guy So sorry Jack But better luck next time [Outro] Wait, don't go What's the matter? I know, we were Never had her Meant to be You'll be alright One chance, please stay I guess you're happy without me